Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
I ordered some pants online and used a discount code to get two for the price of one. Got the pants in the mail, wore the pants, and loved the pants. Called Levi’s up and said I didn’t get anything. They were excessively apologetic, refunded me the full amount for both pairs of pants, and sent me two more, which I just received in the mail. Due to the discount code on my initial order, I ended up MAKING money, and getting four pairs of pants. Though small in scale, I just beat the fucking system.